Joke: WhiSKey is usually measured in "fingers".
(I don't really drink. If this is laughably wrong to people who do, feel free to let me know. I won't change it, but that would make it funnier.)
Joke: Unnamed Triliteral Language, the term I used for this language while doing Lexember in 2023.
No joke.
Joke: a World Without String is chaos (from the movie Mouse Hunt).
I'm not entirely sure yet what effect those two /w/'s will have on the vowels. They might normally round, but on the other hand this is a sufficiently "technical" word that that may be avoided.